I ♥ Spam

December 11, 2012

Maybe it’s because I was born in Hawaii, but I have recently fallen in love with spam. These messages that didn’t make it through the filter bring me great joy wherewithal and some happiness of all kinds like honey bowls.

Here are a few samples:

The ones who try to inflate my ego to Jay-Z levels…

Simply wish to say your article is as amazing. The clearness on your submit is simply nice and i can suppose you’re knowledgeable in this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to take hold of your RSS feed to keep up to date with imminent post. Thank you 1,000,000 and please continue the enjoyable work.

The ex-fortune cookie writers…

You can definitely see your expertise in the work you write. The sector hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to say how they believe. At all times go after your heart.

The ones who criticize out of love…

Of course like your website but you need to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to tell the reality then again I’ll definitely come back again.

The unequivocally awesome…

Great site. Plenty of useful information here. I am sending it to several pals ans also sharing in delicious. And naturally, thank you on your sweat!

This is like poetry to me. I’m tempted to spend a day speaking spamese, commenting on student essays in this strange language, and writing comments on other blogs in this manner.

National Speak in Spam Day I propose great things would become of be!

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