13/52: Bumble Brags

April 2, 2014

According to Urban Dictionary, a humble brag is defined as follows:

Subtly letting others know about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or “woe is me” gloss.

According to the Queso Dip Dictionary, a bumble brag is defined in this manner:

Subtly letting others know about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or “woe is me” gloss—through the perspective of a bumblebee.

Here are the best of the best. I mean the worst of the best. Or maybe the worst of the worst?

  • Saw myself on a PBS documentary today. Five minutes of close-ups made me wonder if my stinger is really that small.
  • Note to self, if you’re the first bumblebee to ever infiltrate a honeybee hive, lose a few milligrams first. Does anyone still have a copy of The South Bee Diet? #horizontalstripesarenothelping
  • Suck on that yellow jackets, we got a movie character named after us! Too bad it was from Transformers though LOL
  • Landed on Barack Obama’s lapel today. Cleared the Secret Service, but not Joe Biden SMH
  • Stung a dude seven times today who tried to get near my nectar pot, and I lived to tell about it. Sorry Stephen Hawking with a flat tire.

This is what happens when a man goes without sports. To quote Lorde, I “crave a different kind of buzz”.

 

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